| Info Name: Ask the parents Age: Changes each year Sex: Not yet, still waiting for mister right Location: UNDER YOUR BED Occupation: Dust Bunny Interests: Boring people to death Goals: Get a life. Or at least pretend I have one. Appearance Hair: Long dark Brown with NATURAL red and blond, sometimes curly sometimes straight, but mostly wavy. Eyes: Sparkly  (ugh they be brown)Skin tone: Naturally tanned. I'm not kidding, when I get a tan my skin turns like orange. Height: 5'3 Shut up, I grew and entire inch from when I was 12!Nose: Big Ears: Dumbo like |
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spaghetti and earthquakeshe lives alone at the tender age of 27, although there is nothing tender about his apartment carpeted with cigarette ash and the hook-ahs/ers that have surrendered their cancerous breath within its walls. it was long ago when he discovered that one does not live in new york city, one survives through new york city, and that suits him just fine.spaghetti and earthquakes
he makes his living selling paintings, but others argue that it will be the death of him. no one buys his paintings. too depressing, they say, as they pass by his little ocean of canvases on the corner of 58th and broadway. he has decorated the streets of manhattan with paper windows to a
by ~bleed-for-me-darling
nicks song oh my my my72. House on the hillnicks song oh my my my
For as long as I can remember, there were two chairs on the porch of the house on the hill. For the first seven years of my life, that house was my home. I was more comfortable there than anywhere else in the world. Nothing could hurt me there. Especially with the greatest family in the entire world by my side. When I had to leave all of that behind, I felt lost. The world was a big place and I was a kid. I had never felt so alone, even though I was surrounded by hundreds of people my age. Our single floor, completely square house s
by =SmexyJonasLova488
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Frilly underwear .I love you, But you don't care, You're still sitting, On her underwear.Frilly underwear .
She's in your room, And on your bed, She makes out with, Your beautiful head.
You don't care, About what I think, Yet she is still, Throwing up in the sink.
Oh no you don't care, About what I think, Which right now is that her underwear, Is very frilly and pink.
Your cat I know, Surely disapproves, She doesn't like, The way she moves.
I love you, And I want her gone, But we are a chess game, And I am a
by ~swanese
If only, if only...The way he laughs at my Jokes, That aren't very funny, The way he's jealous around all those blokes, That always call me hunny.If only, if only...
The way he says he loves me, The way he looks at me, The way he smiles warmly, The way he hugs me tenderly.
These are all things that I can't help but love, About my own prince charming, Now if only he were real.. Then my friends wouldn't think I'm alarming.
by ~swanese
Don't waste life in a corner.Don't waste life in a corner, Get onto the dance floor and show the world your moves, Don't waste life as a mourner, Show us a whole new way to groove.Don't waste life in a corner.
Life may be a bitch, But it's survivable, You might fall into a ditch, But your unbreakable.
Don't take life to serious, You'll end up dead anyways, Don't act so delirious. Fill your life with happy days.
Don't waste life in a corner, Get onto the dance floor and show the world your moves, Don't waste life as a mourner, Show us all a new way to groove.
When lif
by ~swanese
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- Current Residence: UNDER YOUR BED
- deviantWEAR sizing preference: anything that fits.
- Print preference: ...
- Interests: interesting stuff
- Favourite band or musician: All time Low, Rise Against, Linkin Park, Marianas Trench, Bowling for soup...
- Favourite genre of music: Rock, Acid Punk, Pop, Basically everthing cept Country and Rap.
- Favourite style of art: All! i don't differenciate!
- Operating System: my brain?
- MP3 player of choice: I-pod shuffle
- Shell of choice: sea shells?
- Wallpaper of choice: paint. only paint.
- Skin of choice: mine?
- Favourite game: Rockband/kingdom hearts/tag XD
- Favourite gaming platform: wii/X-box 360
- Favourite cartoon character: PORKY!
- Personal Quote: If you get stuck in a window I'll pull your pants down, but that just means i love you.
- Tools of the Trade: umm okay then.
I NEED HELP!!!!!!! 
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your such a dork but i still love you <3
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It's 4:03 and I can't sleep
Without you next to me
I toss and turn like the sea
If I drown tonight bring me back to life...
~'If You Only Knew'- Shinedown
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